Hello guys! This is Ryuk the Half-Orange, Random's friend, taking over her blog for the moment.

As an introductory post, how about I post December's Smashing Skull Auction? It was between me, Random and my little sister...hmm, let's call her "Silly".

Random: - broke my laptop...wonder what will be the next subject I'm gonna smash...

Ryuk: - Your brother's skull?

Silly: - (≧д≦)//

Random: - ROFL!!!! yes yes yes my bro's skull... :D :D :D :D :D

Silly: (^^)b

(some posts were deleted, topic somehow went to Kanda's eyeballs)

Silly: Kanda's eyeballs? ( I don't think they're up for sale...)
(^^)b

Ryuk: - [bangs hammer] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Smashing Skull Auction!
[applause]
[bangs hammer] And the first item up for bid is Item #334, the Eyeballs of Yu Kanda. A very precious and costly item this is, the risks involved to acquire this certain item were extremely high. The previous owner of this item lost two fingers and broke a rib. Nevertheless, he has now recovered and is very well.
So, the bidding begins! Starting price: let's make it $150000? Offers?

Random: I offer Allen Walker for him to kill. [trying hard not to laugh at how this turned out...]

Silly: oh gosh Ryuk.... You disgust me.

Ryuk - Going once...going twice...
[raises hammer]
"OBJECTION! $&@^$"
Well, folks, looks like the subject of which Item #334 was obtained from is obviously not happy with the offer. For those of you with children, it might be wise to cover their eyes and ears to protect their innocent minds from the violence and vulgarity which is to ensue.
Any higher offers? Anyone?

Silly: 1 MILLION!!!

Random: Allen Walker for Kanda...:-P

Silly: O.O Eh......... I'm out of this for a while.....

Random: - oh really? YES I WIN!...

Silly: I said "For a while". I'm still coming back for item #334.
Ryuk> Hello???? BANG THE STUPID HAMMER!!!

That concludes Part 1. Stay tuned for Part 2, guys!

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